Why did the

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Who is big and stupid My brother

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Are you black? Kill yourself.

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Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

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What's the easiest way to become filthy rich? There are many ways to earn money. Invest some time into researching the topic.

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Whats black and cant read white paper? An African

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What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

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How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, didn't you read the sign on the front door? It says, "People with suits on will not be served." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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A priest, a pedophile, and a child rapist walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Not the Twin Towers.

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What did one Chinese man say to the other? ?????

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

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What did the toaster say to the raisin? Nothing. The toaster was mute and the raisin had lost his hearing in a terrible full-contact origami accident.

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you know you are a prostatute when your report car is full of Ds

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What is Oedipus' favorite tv show! How I Met Your Mother

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Whats worse than sour milk? 911. Whats worse than 911? drinking sout milk!

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Wanna know what makes me smilee? Facial Muscles

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Knock knock Who's there? No one you care bout so why did u say who's there?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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