what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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why couldn't the little boy sleep? he was being tortured.

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It's that time of the month again... ...to cut my toenails.

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How do you fit an elephant inside your car?: Starve it to death, then chop it in pieces.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks what he'd like to drink. The man pulls out his gun, shoots the surprised bartender, and proceeds to execute all the patrons of the bar and finally commit suicide. A post-mortem identification of the man identifies him as a victim of childhood sexual abuse and a diagnosed schizophrenic. There is a nice funeral for all the victims and the media respectfully minimizes exposure of the event.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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what do you call a homeless man? poor.

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Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

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Q: why did the cookie go to the doctor??? A: because he was sick

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What did the mute say to the deaf man?

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-What's long, hard and full of semen? -Since this is a play on words both an erect penis and a naval submarine could apply here

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giddy goat

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Why did Sheryl Go to the Bathroom? Cause she had Direha...........

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Roses come in a variety of colors.

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what do asians do in asian history month, nothing, it does not exist, hahaha

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Whats worse a black person or a white person I feel like all races are equa,l therefore, there is no correct answer

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potatoes

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Q. What do you call cheese that's not yours? A. Stolen, you're under arrest.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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A Mormon bishop, a Jewish Rabbi, and a Moslem Imam all died on the same day. They went to hell because they thought their good works would save them.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

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roses are red leather is black when when god made you he was smoking crack

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