What did the blind, deaf orphan get for Easter? Hepatitis.

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What's Terry short for? He's missing a leg.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Knock knock Who's there? Micheal Jordan. Micheal Jordan who? Your an idiot

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Why is 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 murdered her little sister

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What hurts people but doesn't? Child Birth. -Dave Papile

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Q : What is the similarity between me and my friend? A : We both are crazy

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

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why did the chicken go to the man? TO ask if he wants sex for money

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Okay okay, its not like I wanted a serious answer anyway, bye!

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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Three guys at the beach decided to bet on who could swim the farthest. The first guy, could not swim so he lost. The second guy got a cramp right away. The third one swam far away into the distance, and was not seen or heard on for days... Three weeks later his corpse was found floating by the shore. The other two died out of guilt.

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My son won the lottery. I shot him so I could have the money.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Whats a welfare? Its what keeps you alive.

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A worm slowly crawled through the ground, only to be eaten by an incoming bird.

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Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had a small penis

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A muslim is working quietly in his 3rd floor apartment complex bedroom. ~~~~ He's been working on high explosives for 8 months now, preparing to kill innocent people.

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Students, please find the surface integral.

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whats brown and sticky? a sweaty mexican

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it saw food on the other side the the farmer was going to chop his head off.

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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