Why did the black man have to stand in the bus? All of the other seats were taken.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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whyd the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side :)

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Why can't Johnny ride a bike? Because Johnny is a potato.

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The rabbit owns a small business and has trouble getting a loan.

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What happened when Sally got hit by a truck? WHO CARES CALL 911!!!!

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a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar they are good friends and enjoy alcoholic beverages.

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Then that means that, I thought I was working with you? No wonder things did not work out, no wonder jerks like Jonas "the wizard" got inside my team, he was recommended by this "Axel Knight"

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whats black and goes to newy high Manyiel

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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What Do You Call The White House When Obama Is President? What? The White House.

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what did the horse say after the man told him to have a good day? nothing, horses dont talk.(:

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Why did the buetiful woman marry the homeless man? True love

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What did the limp dick say to the vagina? Is that rash contagious?

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roses are head mydick is blue i live in somolia and i killed all the jews

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How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

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When black people wore their pants low, white people called it "Saggin" little did they know that "saggin" spelled backwards is "white supremacy" those sneaky white people

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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Q. What is black and nobody cares when they step on it? A. Asphalt

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What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

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why do black people hate school? because they have to sit and learn like the rest of us for hours on end

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Earlier that morning the farmer's daughter had inadvertently left the gate to the yard open as she was preoccupied by her worry over a maths test set for that day. She hadn't studied for the test as she was still deeply distressed over her fathers recent heart attack. This, coupled with the added burden of household chores now delegated to her because her mother was out trying to get the west field prepared for sowing, had made her quite forgetful and distracted of late. Whilst several chickens escaped, only one strayed so far that it actually encountered the road facing the farm. After crossing the road and gorging itself in a soy-bean crop, the chicken was struck by a furniture remover's van as it attempted to make its way home. Several hours later the dead chicken was spotted by a Community Mental Health Worker who was doing his bi-weekly rural clinic run. The chicken, being a bantam, caught the eye of the Mental Health worker, who was a keen trout fisherman. "Cool" thought the mental health worker- "those feathers will make for excellent trout flies". He stopped and plucked a handful of the most iridescent blue, green and orange feathers and placed them in an envelope. He rolled himself a cigarette, sat on the trunk of his car and admired the clouds. "God, I love this job", he muttered to no one in particular.

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