- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the plane crash Because the pilot was hit in the face with an axe

What's the square root of everything. F**K LOGIC

Whats worse than finding a giant spider in your bedroom? Loosing it...

What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

Q: Why did the kid drop his icecream cone? A: Because he couldn't hold it he lost his arms in a car accident.

Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

Why did the lights turn off? Because I turned them off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

butt sex

thomas!!!!

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

The jets are a good team..

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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