- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

Billy and Suzy sitting in a tree... Billy is gay.

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

Why does blond women give great blowjob? Because they has vaacum in thier heads! Blond woman coment; well thats better than having nothing at all in your head! :-)

Which came first, the chicken , the egg, the chick, the dinosaur, or the fried chicken nuggets?

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Your Mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook them for clocks.

How many jews can fit into a car? 2 in the front, 3 in the back, 6 million in the ash tray

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

A Jew walks into a furnace.. The bartender says "What'll you have?" The Jew wonders why there is a bartender in this furnace, then they die.

What has four legs, and smells when it's wet? A wet dog.

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

If a bear was mad he would be beary angry.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

What would happend if two nyan cats crashed into each other? It would be a great impact and we'd all be sad.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

Why won't lance Armstrong survive 2012 Because he has cancer

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

You know what's catchy? A cold

A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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