Why did the chicken cross the road? To make it home in time for Thanksgiving.

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Are you from Tennessee? Cause my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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Q: Who lives in a pinaple under the sea? A: Garry

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A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

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butt sex

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What do you call a blonde with big breasts? A woman. Some call her "mom".

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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A man finds a mysterious lamp on the side of the road. He picks it up, rubs it, and sells the lamp at a pawn shop for $10,000. The man paid off his credit card debt and was happy that he did not have to file for bankruptcy.

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what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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The jets are a good team..

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thomas!!!!

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Whats black, white, and red all over? A severely beaten and bruised man who was found un conscience and robbed in a dark parking lot behind Dennys at 2 o'clock in the morning.

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

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Guess what your birth certificate really is. An apology letter from the condom factory.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The parking lot was across the street from KFC.

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Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

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What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

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A plane is going to land at 3:30, if the monkey is holding a gun how does the bus driver commite suicide 12, because the laywer attacked the dyslexic man.

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What happens when you divide by zero? According to the limits in Calculus, 1/x as x approaches 0 becomes closer to infinity, so we can safely conclude that if we could divide by zero, it would be a form of infinity. Positive infinity for 1/0, negative infinity for -1/0 and unsigned infinity for 0/0, as zero has no sign.

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What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong is an astronaut. Michael Jackson abuses little kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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