Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

Women's rights

One day a mans computer was unusually, when all else failed, he had to go to extreme measures. He then refreshed his page.

columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

What is green and is not grass A frogg

A guy walks into a bar, orders a drink, and nothing interesting happens.

Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

fduck

The MLS

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit.

Hey guys I'm more of a Nets fan.

I donated to Kony 2012. Litterally to Kony. I approve of his actions.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot for Arabian Air, idiot. What were you thinking?

Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

whos district champs not JM

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