- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Helen Keller say to Michael Jordon before she died? Nothing...

What do blacks and the night have in common? Their both worse than when it's light

Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

Knock Knock Whos there? It's me your mom you dumbass and let me in

Knock Knock Who's there The military. We're under attack. The military we're under attack who? Dinos

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and trampoline? Well, children jump on one to obtain enjoyment, while a pile of dead babies is a sick tragedy.

A Mormon walks out of a bicycle store.

What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

What did the lone KKK member do when he passed 10 large, muscular black men in the street? He did not tell them that he was a member of the KKK.

Why can't George Washington sit up straight? He's dead.

Did u hear what happened to that man with no arms and no legs who tried to play water polo? No, what happened He drowned....

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Why can't you fly? Cause Ruddell says so.

why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how hard you throw them.

Why id the Jew keep putting his name at the end of anti jokes? He was an attention seeking big nosed virgin kunt

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

Knock Knock. Who's there? A dozen burly firefighters ready to stick it in your pooper

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

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