- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

knock knock piss off

I was Writing and i broke my pencil

what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

Why was the blonde fired from her job as a nurse? Because she ate all the babies in the nursery (She didn't even leave one for the director of the hospital to eat!)

Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

What's black and is as fast as a car? A black car.

what do you call mexicans in a circle around a house? a spicket fence

Knock, knock. Who's there? Bailiffs.

How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

Whats worse then getting hit by a truck? Getting hit by a turkey!

Yo momma so fat when god said let there be light he said get the fuck out the way!

A deaf lion tried to kill a zebra. It succeeded.

Why are black people so tall? Because their parents were

Why do Jewish people have such big noses? The nucleotides in their DNA are strung together in a certain sequence that makes them have large noses.

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

your mothers so over weight that when she jumps in a pool she displaces a proportionately larger volume of water then someone with less body mass.

what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

What's gray and comes in buckets? An elephant

What is the difference between a mom and a dad? One is a mom and the other is a dad. Why couldn't Fred see the board? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Whats the difference between a baby and my freezer? I don't stick my meat in the freezer!

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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