Why did 3 blacks guys start watching the first Star Wars movie on Saturday night? They finished the Back to the Future movies on Friday.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk anymore? Because they're all dead, duh. :P

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What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

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One day a man was out fishing in the lake. Suddenly, there was a huge fish pulling his fishing pole so hard it almost broke. Luckily, he managed to pull the fish into his boat. It was the biggest fish he had ever caught and he brought it home for his family to see. They were all very proud.

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What did the farmer say when his cow got stuck in a tree? - "Get down"

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new girlfriend? Neither has he.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

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knock knock ... no one was in

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What do you call a ostrich with no legs? Damn, that's funny.

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Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

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You know how I felt about Nero, no way id ever date anyone but you, back then that is. Fine I will come along, I bet you left the base at "point zero" without the information he left, you have not changed a bit Seth, always too impulsive for your own good, but Nero was always like that and that, turned out, well damn. Tell me first, if you come get me, how much have you really changed mentally from the last time we met? You sincerely sound like a psychopath and I could use a shoulder to cry on rather than be escorted to some sick torture dungeon thing. I gather you are not far away, could you please get over here asap? I do not care about more than the standard code anymore, you have not changed much, except you are a deranged psychopath now, I get it, in your place I think id do the same, I have no idea how bad Nero was doing when you found him, and I sure as hell dont want to know.

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Why does the man leave the store, with two lemons in his shopping bag? Because lemons happened to be one of the items of food he had purchased.

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A dog walks into a saloon and says "I'm lookin' for the man who shot my paw." The patrons are afraid of the talking dog.

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Gay Rights

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Knock knock Who there? A mute Bullshit

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Q: What's brown and rhymes with snoop? A: Dr. Dre

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knock knock piss off

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I was Writing and i broke my pencil

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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This sentence is false.

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Women's rights.

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why did helen cellars dog runway. you would to if ur name was ujujujujjujujujujujj

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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like there's two of me! There's not. Your long lost twin died of terminal cancer.

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