what did steven hawking say to the prostitute? Nothing, he is unable to speak, he needs help from his word speaker thing.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a rapist.

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how do you decrease the unemployment figures? abolish lidle, aldi, and netto

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What do you call the black president? Mr.President

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

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You will never see the a heaven made of pure light with no room for darkness to dwell? Pure light will make you blind, living forever in darkness.

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A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

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why was the giraffes head so far away from his body? because he has a long neck

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Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

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what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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What's the difference between Mel Gibson and a pineapple? Well at a molecular level, not much because both are made up of atoms.

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What's worse than taking a bite in an apple and finding a worm in it? Taking a bite and finding half a worm.

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If a tree falls in a neigheorohood lots of people hear it.

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Oh yeah? Well you're as gay as this joke!

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Chickens want to live in a world where they arent judged for cossing a road ......... K?

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Three jews walk into a bar. The bar is hosting a bar mitzvah.

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What do you call a feline attempting surgery? A catastrophe, because they aren't very good surgeons.

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Why are their so many lesbians? cause they LOVE the pussy.. (Tastes soo wet and tight)

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Q. why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? A. it said concentrate.

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Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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