- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

A black man walks into an abbatoir.

Yo momma's so bulimic, and there's nothing funny about it at all.

What happened the the blonde that went swimming? She cooled off and enjoyed a hot summer day.

Q: A boy went to 7-11 and bought Coke instead of 7up. Why? A: I don't know

I like my women the way I like my coffee: Without a penis.

Why does an actor enjoy his work so much? Because it’s all play.

What did the pimp do to his bitch? He thanked her and rewarded her for her years of dedication and preserverance

A boy walks into a bar. Because he was under-age, security kicked him out as soon as possible and alerted his parents.

What do you call a seagull that flew into the bay? Wet.

Q: What's worse than eating cauliflowers? A: Eating cauliflowers and getting raped by Jerry Sandusky at the age of 7.

EAT YOUR DINNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he does what he wants.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? She wanted to get down

Why was the young Jewish boy afraid at camp? Because his scoutmaster is a pedophile.

What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels in your presence? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

why did the building fall down the terrorists came back

How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

What's big and messy? A big mess

10 mexicans were driving in a car and went off a cliff. what happend? No one cares.

Why did the terrorist miss the flight he was supposed to blow up? He forgot his passport.

What did the black man say about Linkin Park? That there's obviously a rapist in their midst and they should all be questioned.

What did the farmer say when he didn't like his tractor? Man, i don't like this tractor

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