- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When a suicide-bomber went to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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A man walks into a bar.....he then slips on an ice-cube and suffers massive trauma due to the fall. The owner is sued by the mans family and subsequently loses his business. He can no longer provide for his family. His wife is two weeks away from giving birth to their third child.

Near the tower of London, a woman says to her friend: "You know, I had a feeling my son would come out, and the other day, he did." "What was your first clue?" "We're British."

What did the "gangster" looking black guy ask the white guy he approached randomly on the street? "Excuse me sir, are you aware of the injustices done toward the jewish community that has been the decline of western society since the reclamation proclamation?"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey. Why did the other bird fall out of the tree? It was shot. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

what can't you see but stalks you all day and night? ME!!!

It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

How do you know a blonde's been in your refrigerator?? There's lipstick on the cucumber!

Why does Ron Weasley have friends? He does't. He's a ginger.

What did one pare say to the other ... ... WE MAKE A GREAT PARE!!!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Can you pass the soda? Sure.

Your mother is so fat, she really could stand to lose a few pounds.

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Who lives on 2324 Elm St. River Grove Illinois? And Goes to East Leyden High School? The answer is Ricky Krajewski. He is 16 years old has brown hair and brown eyes. 5'11" 190lbs and 6.5 inch penis(when erect). social security # is 679-78-6283.

What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

A programmer, and engineer and an accountant meet up for an after work drink. Afterwards they go home to their separate apartments and think how socially inadequate they are.

One day a man named Tyler put a picture of an Asian in his wallet and proceeded to call himself Asian even though he was of Caucasian. Then a theif pick pocketed his wallet and was confused.

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