Why didn't the gangster cross the road? Because he J-walked and was hit by a car.

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Why did the woman fall off the skateboard? She hit a rock.

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A car walked into a bar... wait no it didn't it has wheels.

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So what makes you that much adaptable? I get the feeling I should get this by now.

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Q. What happened first The Tree or The Apple. A. Johny Appleseed.

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...IIITS... :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW ITS :) SMILEY :( AND MADDY THE HORSEHEAD SHOW! :) YAY! :(SHADDAP YUUU! Episode one... The waiting for the wait!

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What's the difference in a red sports car and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a red sports car in my garage.

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Q:What did the giraffe say to the sunflower? A:I like your shoelaces!

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Did you know there is a whole country occupied with twins? It's called China

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The MLS

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fduck

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Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

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columbus laid an egg. he was very proud of it, but the other dudes ate it.

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Which brains do zombie like most? Zombies dont exist.

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A **** load! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair).

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What is worse than going to school without your homework? Going to school naked without your homework.

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Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

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A cat jumped out of a tree. It died.

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There was 2 men walking down the street one fell on the floor from a heart attack and the other started to molest a lonely child. They then heard a bang and they found a dead baby lying in a bin. The moral of this story is to.... Knock Knock Whos there? The Police? The Police who? The police we are here to inform you your nan got hit by a truck and got decapitaited, Sorry but your nan is dead. way

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What's black and white and red all over? Two biracial gay guys boning a can of paint...

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Cheese stick

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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The anti joke that repeats itself :(

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