Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. Good.

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Give me time to think of a joke hm..............hm.................hm....................hm....................mmm....................hm?..........................m m.....................mmmmm..............hm...................hm.....................hm......................... ah!i don't want to think of a joke

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Lizzy doesnt shave or shower. She just went to the bathroom in the middle of the school hallway

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Tip for Employers: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the resumes into the bin.

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hit the thumbs down button

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Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

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How do you stop a cat from urinating on your floor? Shoot it.

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A man is balancing on a bar. But it's a bar where people drink so I don't know how that works.

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Hi what I lug you

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Quick ladies take off all your clothes the cloth stealer is coming Oh yyyaaaa

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why do all good things come to an end? that is one of the mysteries of human existance.

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What's worse than getting AIDS? Nothing.

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- Do you want to hear a joke? - No. - Ok.

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Why couldn't the drunken man walk in a straight line? Because someone shot him in the face.

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Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

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what do you call someone who hates jews anti semitic

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What is faster than a black man with a stereo? A car

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Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

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Why could the kid not finish his homework? Because it flew out the window on the way to his parents funeral

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What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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