- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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yous are all f u c k i n g dumb like rat kavanagh

Whats the similairity between a dog and a cat? They're both cats, except for the dog.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Knock knock. Who's there You are.

Nuclear Bombs are bad. But erections are good.......as long as they are stroked

What do you do with a dog with no legs? Take it for a drag.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven murdered sixes wife and kids and said he was next.

What word is ten letters long and starts with gas? Gastronomy.

What do you call a 30 year old man with a large white van full of kids? A parent carpooling to the soccer game.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

What is white and tastes like cotton candy? Jizz

E= McVagina

What happens if an unmovable object gets hit by an unstoppable force? To get to the other side.

Dear Sarah, My name is Jesse, and I am severely overweight. BOUNCE ON MY DICK LIKE TYGA BITCH, Your lover, Jesse.

Chuck Norris can cook ramen noodles with a microwave.

"It's A Bird!!!" "It's A Plane!!!" "No, It's not either of those things."

"You're not very subtle, are you?" asked Nyacinth of the Prince. "Coo-fif," replied the Prince, a sly smile on his face.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Somewhere in prison- Germany 1940 Janurary, Tuesday, 630PM: "Why doya' think you're so innocent" "It was only a jew!"

What is similar between a penguin and a newspaper? If you kill a penguin, then grind it up into a fine powder, then the penguin becomes a newspaper.

Why did the loser end up in hospital? Because he was smoking glue.

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