Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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A man is in the desert and he finds a lamp, he rubs the lamp and out comes a genie! The genie says "I can grant your three wishes, for releasing me from the lamp" The man says "I wish I didn't have AIDS".

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A man goes and buys a head of cabbage. The cabbage had a worm in it. When the man saw the worm, he threw out the cabbage and bought a new one the next time he went to the grocery store.

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Q. Knock knock A. Who's there Q. DEEZ A. DEEZ who A. DEEZ NUTZ HA GOT EEEEEM

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What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Alzheimer who? Knock knock.

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Yo momma's so fat that all the children within a close proximity of your home think that your mother is a very large woman.

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HEY YOU!!!!

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What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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A drunk guy walks into a bar. A blind man walks into the same bar.

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A man walks into work and massacres 20 due to a mental illness.

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tomorrows international kill and orphan day, how meany of the sad bastard's you plan on baking into dough?

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Why did the gambler sell his house? Because he needed money to pay for male hookers.

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TOBUSCUS

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? hello is anybody there? hello?....... .....the number your trying to reach has been removed please hang up the door knob and put the squirrel back in the lawnmower were belongs

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What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

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What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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