- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a boy get slapped in the hand? A; because he had it in the persons face

How can you tell if a duck is sleeping? Look at its eyes.

Roses are red Jeffrey's a nigger A refrigerator is white But Jeffrey's not a refrigerator. He's a nigger.

Why was the chicken afaid to cross the road? because there was no road.

Yo momma is so fat that her cholesterol level is above 240 mg/dL and should highly consider a vegan diet if she wishes to improve.

How many pancakes does it take to fill up a doghouse? None, because ice cream doesn't have bones.

whats the differnce between a cadilack and a pile of dead babies? theres no cadilack in the back of my car1 >.>

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

What's the difference Justin Bieber and a Dic* the Dic*

what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? He was Happy

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

A man and his wife are walking home from a lovely evening at the movies when suddenly a masked man jumps from the bushes demanding a pad and pen, his mother just got a new phone number and he suffers from short term memory loss.

The MLS

What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website? What did the man who was having Deja Vu post on this website?

brian mcgee is gay!

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Justin's hair

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

1 fish 2 fish red fish wait why is the fish red , oh I forgot I killed it

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