How many black teachers does it take to figure out 10 x 30. only one shes a very respected teacher

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whats worse than school? Summer school

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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How do you kill a blonde? You shoot them in the head with a revolver.

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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What do call a fly with no legs? Dead

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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Why didn't the cat eat its supper? It was dead.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. A family is tied-up and screaming for help in my basement.

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How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

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What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

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A bear and a rabbit sits by a small lake in the forest, taking a shit. After a while, the bear asks the rabbit: "Do you have problems with shit hanging from you fur after you're done?" The Rabbitm ponders, and responds: "No, bear. I really don't". Than the bear wiped his ass with some moss.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Ethiopian food.

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We live in a world.... Yeah its called Earth.

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What do you get when you cross sodium citrate, citric acid, benzyl alcohol, monoethanolamine, sodium benzoate, gylcol disterate, FD&C Yellow #5, ammonium lauryl sulfate, methylisothiazolinone, fragrances/perfumes, FD&C Blue #1, sodium chloride, zinc pyrithione, methylchloroisothiazolinone, ammonium xylenesulfonate, ammonium laureth sulfate, cetyl alcohol, cocamide, guar hydropropyltrimonium chloride, 1-Decene, homopolymer, hydrogenated, trimethylolpropane tricaprylate and water? Head & Shoulders Dandruff Shampoo for Fine-Oily Hair

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There would not be any me in we, you would have to hijack a media station, you would instantly be branded terrorists, and even if you where not, do you believe that you could have used the media in order to spread individuality, or would you simply have sought to control the masses like the rest? I am not saying that television is wrong, I am saying that as long as there are not enough people willing to think for themselves, and remain loyal to us and themselves, something which we failed at when we where at our greatest peak, then we are all media zombies eventually, and I do not mind, complacency is better than a constant struggle for survival.

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 452

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The only time when white and black are together When I've just taken a shit! ?ttis

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What's worse than a dead baby falling out of a tree? Two dead babies stapled together falling out of a tree.

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What's worse than getting an F on your paper? Walking in on a man wearing your mother's skin after vigorously raping her in front of your baby sister.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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