- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

Justin's hair

A baby seal walks into a club

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

Q: whats big gray and cant swim A: a castle

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs sitting on your street corner? Suicidal.

What do you call a black man on your front porch? -Racism is a serious and non humorous problem.

What did Frankenstein say to Dracula? Hey, that's a nice cape.

Yo mama so fat , when she went to the doctors office and stepped on the scale they said please, your weight, not your phone number .

What did the red-haired barber say to the father who abandoned him at birth? Nothing. The father sat to the side and read a magazine as the barber cut the hair of his legitimate child, failing to recognize the irony of the situation.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

-my friend Cassie is coming over - oh is she cute? -yea but she's not my type -oh that's understandable then

Do you know what african children do? They die of starvation.

A man and his horse walk into a bar, he is told to leave because animals are not allowed on the property

Bob and Joe are talking about how their grandfathers died in the Hulacaust. Bob says "Mine died in the gas chambers" Joe says "Mine got drunk and fell off the guard tower.

The time and place do not matter because I'm a lesbian.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

A horse walks into a convenience store. He grabs a pack of gum, pays the man at the counter, and walks out.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What's worse than no christmas? Taking a chainsaw to the face.

Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? The bench can support a family.

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