I love you. You love me. I killed you're family. No you're an orphan.

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What did the hobo say while giving birth? bob come over here and hold my third leg for me??

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What did the sign say? It said slow down

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What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

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sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

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Romans rights.

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How much money did the pirate pay for his ear to get pierced? Nothing, given that he is a pirate. It was probably done at gunpoint.

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what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

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Why did the Mexican cross the river? For an opportunity at a better life for himself and his loved ones.

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Knock, knock. Come in.

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Where did Mary go when the bomb blew up? Everywhere.

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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A Polish man is walking down the street carrying a brown paper bag. He runs into one of his buddies, who asks, "Hey! What's in the bag?" The man tells his friend that he has some fish in the bag. His friend says, "Well, I'll make you a bet. If I can guess how many fish you have in the bag, you'll have to give me one." The man replies, "I'm sorry, my friend, but gambling is against my morals, especially when my family's only nutrition for the week is on the line."

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What has a bomb straped to itself and has wheels? Me. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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black people - basketball rednecks- nascar mexicans- soccer asians- uuuuuh I don't know can i get a hint

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At least I dont have AIDS.

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Why do girls have bumps around their nipples ? -it's brai for suck here .

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Your mom is fat

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What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

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your mama is so greasy she should go take a bath

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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