You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

Why did the slut have white stuff on her mouth? Because she just ate ice-cream.

question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch".

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A man walks into a bar... who cares what happens after that Charlie Sheen is winning and Osama Bin Laden is dead

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

i hate it when people repeat the same jokes. i just hate it when people repeat the same jokes.

What do you call a black cop? Officer.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

Who's Italian and plays with a peach? Mario

So 3 Jews walk into a bar, I lied, it was a gas chamber.

Justin's hair

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

Has anyone seen that clown that hides from gay people in Tesco's

2 men were friends 1 went to hell The other went to heaven

hahah there are so funny that they are so funny that they are so litteral that i make my self make other people laugh so that they poop

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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