what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

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What's black and red all over? Half a cat

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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YO FACE

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Enough with the "whats worse than ... "jokes! They are getting old and have a millon different possible answers. I am aware that this is not a joke but thumbs up if you aggree with.

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How are bananas and friends alike? If you peel their skin and eat them

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Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

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A black guy walks into a bar... *3 hours later* He walks out...

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Your mum. Your mum who? Dinner is ready, come down stairs.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jelly is a clear or translucent fruit spread made from sweetened fruit juice, and set using naturally occurring pectin. Jam contains both fruit juice and pieces of fruit.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

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What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

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why does god like Justin Bieber? He can't god doesn't like the devil.

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captcha: all yer base

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What didnt rebecca black do today ride the bus

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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Why does annie put 2 balls together? bacuse its makes a BUTT! oo

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A white guy a black guy and a mexican are all on a trian. The white guy says "We should all through something off the train that we have too much of in this country." The mexican throws a sombraro of the train and says " We have too many of these in this country." The black guy throws a gun off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country." The white guy pushes the mexican off the train and says "We have too many of these in this country.

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A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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