- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man and a mexican are in a car, who's driving? Nobody, the car is parked while they look at a map for directions because doing that while you are driving would be very dangerous and could result in a collision.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar. They proceed to have an in-depth conversation about interfaith dialogue and no one questions the imam orders of non-alcoholic beverages.

A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

What do you call a man in the desert? Whatever his name is.

I hate it when I try to put my gun on safety but I accidentally shoot u a school full of kid.

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

the asian kid gets an F

Why did the chicken cross the road? 4

squirrels with massive bonerss

What do you call two men kissing? Gay.

A guy asked his Girlfriend to marry him. She said Hey! a Dump Truck! and the mental Boyfriend forgot all about the Proposal and was amazed by the Dump Truck.

Q: What did Stevie Wonder eat for dinner last night? A: Something consumable

Six Jews get on a train. They all safely arrive at their locations.

Last night I had a Chinese By that I mean I abducted some Chinese people and ate them

What is brown and sticky? Black tar heroin.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Well the chicken was very confused and had no logical brain power to think or know where it was going. Once he crossed the road he went into the ice cream parlor but was soon kicked out due to lack on communication

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I said so.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

why did the plane crash? because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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