- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little girl eat grapes? because she felt like it.

What is yellow outside, black inside, and makes you laugh when it falls? A school bus full of black people falling from a clif

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

Knock knock. Who's there? I don't know, i was wondering if you knew.

The last time Jesse saw his **** was the day..........oh wait it's never happened

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

I am not Moral Man. Moral: FUUUUUUUUUUUU

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

Q:Why did the man have a lot of Hoes? A: He was an experienced Agriculturalist.

I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

YO FACE

How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? A question and answering session of information used to test knowledge of a specific idea or person.

What's black and red all over? Half a cat

what did the african child get for his birthday? water, it is a very scare resource were he comes from and is considered a great present

whats in common with a rat and an apple? neither of them are a fridge

why did the chicken cross the rode? so it can get the seed that is between the two yellow lines, and then he walked back without getting hit by a car.

You know what's funny? Lot's of things.

What's the resemblance between a chicken? Its legs are approximately equal, especially the left one.

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