A tightly dressed woman walks up to a man and asks if he wants a good time they go out for dinner and have a lot in common and agree to meet again in the near future

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what makes the world go round? An axis (just jokin, its COFFEE)

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If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What did the unicorn say to the man.\ Nothing unicorns don't exist

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How do you escape prison? Kill everyone in it hen once you have escaped find their families and viciously murder them. Are they going the send you back to prison? No because you will kill everyone.

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Are you from Africa? Because you're black.

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What is pink, smelly, and sometimes gets wet? A pink sponge.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grizzly bear in your apple

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Say silk 5 times. Silk Silk Silk Silk Silk Now what do cows drink? Water.

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whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

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Roses are red Violets are blue NO SHIT EINSTEIN!

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Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

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What's the difference between a jazz musician and a cheese pizza? A cheese pizza is a food and a jazz musician is a person.

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Oh you expected a funny joke? Oh well

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Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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A man walks into a bar. I forgot the rest of the story but the punchline goes something something something something your mom is wwhore.

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what do you call anybody eating at mcdohnalds? hungry, diabetic people

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A mushroom walks into a bard and the bartender admonishes him and tells him to leave. The mushroom says "Aw, c'mon...you stupid jerk!"

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How do you make bread out of corpses? You don't. You grow it with bread seeds.

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Q: What did Robin Williams say to the young boy? A: Nothing, He is dead

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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