- Anti Joke

A man walks into a bar with a monkey, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mom's a whore.

knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

A man with Tourette's syndrome walks into a bar. Because of his disease, he shouts unexpected profanities across the room, and everybody in the bar bursts into laughter. The man cannot handle the humiliation anymore and goes home. He opens a drawer in his bedroom, pulls out a gun, and points it at his head. His wife walks in on him about to commit suicide. She is horrified. He then looks at her and then down, and he notices his one and only daughter by the age of 7 is by her side. The man ponders his reckless decision he was about to make. Moments later he and his family are holding one another sobbing in each others arms. A few days later the man goes back to the bar and shoots everybody there. Shocked and afraid, he curled up into a ball and regretted his decision. An hour later the police arrived and he was sentenced to life in prison for 3rd degree murder. His wife moved on and started a new family with his former best friend, and his daughter vists him every first tuesday of every other month. The man still suffers from Tourette's and cannot control his ticks and rots in jail. He continues to scream random obscenities for the rest of his life with no parole.

A white man on his way to happens to sit next to a black man the following conversation involves a democrat and a repuplican arguing about obama's current presidentcy and the wallstreet journal the two do not agree on both sujects and part ways...the white man is later brutally murdered in his own house infront of white and children in an unrelated incident. We should all help to stop violence in our local nieghborhoods.

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

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What's black, dangerous and sits in a tree ? A crow, with a machine gun !

Jim came home from work. only to find out his family had been murdered

A platypus walks into a bar, and was the only mammal in the building capable of laying an egg.

Why is it interesting to watch your mum shower? It's Not, its sick you pervert

How do you kill a bolonde? You have her/him do an algebra problem.

How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

Why is the sky blue? As the light from our Sun shines into the atmosphere, most of the colors are able to reach the Earth’s surface uninterrupted. However, because blue light has a wavelength that is the same size as the particulates in the air, this light is scattered in every direction. This blue light bounces from particulate to particulate until it eventually reaches your eyes. For this reason, no matter what direction you look in the sky, it appears to be blue. This blue light originated with the Sun, was bounced around in the sky many times, and then eventually reached your eyes.

A neutron walks into a bar. He orders a drink and ponders why his mother gave him the name, "A neutron."

My daughter is dying of AIDS.

Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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Chuck Norris will inevitably pass away sometime in the future.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

The other day, I broke my snare drum.... I still haven't fixed it and am planning on doing so soon.

whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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