- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you have 59 apples in your right hand and 74 pints of ice cream in your right? Large hands.

What do you do after a murder kills your entire family? Nothing, he killed you too

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Why was the black man forced off of the roller coaster He had heart disease

roses are red violets suck dick i need a wee

How do you get a Black Person out of a tree? Well, if he is stuck call 911 itmediatly!

Roses are red violets are blue if you were number one I"ll pick number two, if you were number two then I'll pick POO!

Jamie stegman is a masive idiot and does not have a life at all he is a tool which is true becuase no one likes him

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBO... nope bin laden

Q. How do you kill 5000 flies? A. Slap a afraican in the face.

Rose are red Violets are blue And I really hate you Friends?????

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

knock knock who's there? it's I, your son. ....... what? dad let me in, it's cold! i don't have a son.... but.... i love you... get off my porch, my son is dead to me. (whimper, fading footsteps)

A Mexican man is sitting in his mansion.

A man goes into a bar and gets drunk. He realizes that he is too drunk to drive and calls a cab to bring him home.

Michel Moor on a die...

Why did the student go to university? To pursue a higher education.

What's the difference between working at Mc Donalds and working as a hooker? A hooker gets paid more.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was something of interest on the other side.

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