How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don't know, that's why I was asking.

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What did 7 say to 6? I hear you've been spreading stories about me.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Eat a dick you sh!t fukk! I'm going have to ask you leave now,

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Roses are Red, Violets are Red, Bushes are Red, Trees are Red... my garden is on fire...

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I saw a woman get donkey punched in the middle of the street. Nero the clit collector: You know... What is it called when A donkey kinda lifts its front hoove and hits a woman? ...WHAT? DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PEOPLE STARVE TO DEATH BECAUSE OF YOUR COIN COLLECTION? YOUR STAMPS ARE MURDER! (or something) At least my uh... "Friends" survive... SOMETIIIIIIIIMEEEEEEEEES!!!!!!! ...And then I kill them.

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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Roses are red Cranberries are tart It sure stinks when you fart

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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What do a magazine and a banana have in common? They both have pages, except for the banana.

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Why didn't the giraffe go to the zoo party? He didn't receive an invitation.

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do want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his family.

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Three men are walking down the street to buy groceries. They then take a left and continue walking towards the store.

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A man had a blue hat, a yellow hat and a red hat. This man has three hats.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick.

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What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? EVERYWHERE

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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roses are red, violets are blue, f*** you wh*re

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A man is gay, a parade is held in his honor. A man is black, a holiday is named after him. A man is white, he laughs at the stupidity in the world today.

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Who is the funniest guy on this planet? Mike the Situation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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