What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

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How do you kill a ninja? Shoot it.

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Why did the pony go to the Doctor's? It had Horse AIDS.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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Why did I write this anti-joke? Because I am generally not that funny.

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Knock knock Who's there? No Who is over there

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Abbie im pretty sure your birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory

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Blonde: I'm sad. Brunette: Why? Blonde: I walked into a bar just to see my boyfriend having a drink with another woman, Brunette: I'm so sorry,

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How do u stop sky from being gay. You don't

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why did the puppy poop? he had too

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'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' Thats fantastic for Peter Piper

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Whats better than 24? 25.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Your landlord. Get the hell out.

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What do you call a dirty black person? Unhygienic

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So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

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girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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A dyslexic woman goes into a saloon and asks for a hair cut. Oh right, she doesn't have hair! Then why the f*** would she enter the saloon? Because she wanted to get her nails done. But she doesn't have nails either, and she doesn't want to drink. She came there because she wanted to hook up with a guy!

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Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

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Why did the girl cry? i took her happy meal.

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Why did the child cross the road? Her parents were abusing her and she wanted to get hit by a car.

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