Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Whats funnier than 24? 25

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what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

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You Obviously Lack Originiality YOLO.

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Too bad, because UNTIL YOUR FUCKING "POWER OF HUMAN KIND" CAN SUMMON UP A FUCKING EYEBALL! NOTHING WILL MAKE UP FOR THIS SHIT! "Oh, my the good old phonebook, I will... Now... try... to... seduce... you... with... my... "goodness" As far as "oh I know where you live", well nobody here is hiding fagface! So you come out of your "darkness or shadows or whatever" and let me stab out both your fucking eyes! And we are STILL NOT GOOD! And yeah, have your faggots stop calling themselves Nero.

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How do you silence a barking dog? You rip out its vocal cords.

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Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

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What did the ocean say to the black guy? Nothing, it just shot him.

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what did Harry Potter get for christmas? ... nothing his parents are dead !

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Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

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what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

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why did the the chicken cross the road? because some sad,board people wanted to make a joke

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What's funnier than 68 69

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Why did the koahla fall out of the tree? It died.

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yo mama's so fat, she wears a big belt

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Slam! Slam! Slam! I'm a woodpecker. Slam! Slam! Slam! Except with dirt.

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Why didn't the black man sit in the front of the bus? Because he lives in a society where it is illegal and socially unacceptable for a person of African decent to sit in towards the front of the bus, near the driver, which is most commonly reserved for a person of European decent.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

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Whats worse than being raped? Being raped and murdered.

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What color was the fence before it was painted green? Not green.

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I like the way he thinks. Too bad he has alzheimers.

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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