- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Jewish person was found dead in an alley way last night, Hitler did nothing wrong.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

What did the homeless man do with his trolley full of aluminium cans, He took them to the scrapyard and sold them as this is his only source of income right now

josh roberts goes to church to take advantage of religiously confused young boys

I was sitting next to a man with jelly in one ear and peanut butter in the other, so I turned to him and said "Are you a trifle deaf?" and he said "No, I'm mentally ill."

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

I swear to god it wasn't me! Dont swear to god its a sin !

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Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

what has 2 legs and is red all over? Half a cat.

They see me rollin' Up my sleeve for some volunteer work at the local shelter

Dylan Hodge fingered himself. Hah.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

A large man goes into a restaurant and places his order The waiter asks if he would like the weight watchers menu He says no because he doesnt care about his weight

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

Are you from Tenessee? I heard you were from there

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

Gentlemen, when she says no, she always means yes. Unless, of course, your rhetoric is of a sexual nature.

Moral"We all miss someone sometimes during our life, but just remain patient as you aim again, reload and hit that someone!"

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