- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What walks on it's hands My uncle

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

This one sucks!

Knock, Knock ...

What did the Homeless man get for Christmas? A dollar

What did the rednecks say when they saw the bat? Ma, I'm afraid this is the Myotis Sodalis, or Indian Bat. It is an endangered species. Thus, we cannot shoot it.

A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Why did the Irishman walk out of the bar? He didn't. He's Irish

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? No? Well, he graduated in 4 years with a degree in chemical engineering due to his diligence and good work ethic. He now has a well paying job that allows him to support his wife and two kids and to pay the mortgage on their large home.

You must be Jamaican cause you have long dreadlocks and you are listening to Bob Marley

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because his face was stapled to the wall.

What do you call a not as grumpy Jewish man in his mid 30s? Danny. What do you call 5 of his best friends? Arin, Suzy, Barry, Ninja Brian, And Ross. Another possible answer to the 1st question is currently not married.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

You are walking down the street, and a man keeps on getting in your way. You want to politely... Screw it already and stab him in the back

Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

What's green and red and goes a hundred miles an hour? A frog in a blender.

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