The awkward moment when you have cancer.

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Ju... Just why?

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What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

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A rabbi walks into a bar, in traditional Jewish garb. The bartender takes one look at him and says "Sorry, you'll have to leave". The Jewish gentleman says "Why, don't you serve Jews in here?". The bartender replies "Of course we do, but we just found asbestos in the walls and we're closing for remodeling." The rabbi politely apologizes for making misplaced assumptions about the bartender's place of business.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

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Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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Why was timmy in the well? He had autism.

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69- by Adam Chebali

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Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

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What do you call a snail driving a boat? An accident waiting to happen.

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A man walks into a bar. He sees two horses, and about 15 other men in there which seem to have their own ethnicity and religion preferences. About 20 people on the sidelines were on anti-joke.com, writing down these jokes. About two leave at the same time, noticing that there is a horse in the bar. The man goes outside. Five swingsets are right next to each other, and some kids with no arms or no legs cannot swing. They are also being called names. An old adult is climbing a telephone pole with a backpack full of bananas. Also, a boy drops his ice cream after getting hit by a bus. And at the same time, he notices that most of these are better than the holocaust. He thinks, "do I live in Crazytown?" Well, he does.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

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Catholicism.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Boo." "I don't know anyone by that name. Please go away." -Louis

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What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

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Why don't people like this joke? It makes no sense.

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knock knock. Who's there? The delivery man.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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This one sucks!

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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