yes... that's the joke

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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Wanna hear a joke? Twilight

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Why is Adam saying numbers? He is a maths teacher.

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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Why didn't the black guy where a seat belt? I don't know but he should've because hes dead.

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What starts with N, ends with R, and is a black guy? NeighboR!

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What do Jews and Sloths have in common? They are both Mammals.

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How do you kill a blonde? Shoot her repeatedly in the face and then slit her throat.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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why was 6 afraid of seven? seven commited statitory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8, murdered nine, was sent to jail for life, let out early for community service, and told 6 he was coming forhim 6 months later.... 6 commited suicide by jumping off a cliff his body was never found his family didnt get to say good bye thats why 6 is afraid of 7

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Printing billions of counterfeit dollars...in ones.

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Queens Park rangers

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Why did the little boy fall of his swing? Some one killed him.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Not again!"

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