- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

Once upon a time, The end.

a man is running away

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: I have no Idea what you would call cheese which isn't yours. However, it seems quite trivial to take time to discuss a nonsensical topic such as cheese which isn't yours.

What do you say to man with no hands. How do you feel.

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

What do a blond and a jar of marmalade have in common? Nothing, they are completely different.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

What's worse than hell? I would say the Holocaust, but they're both the same for the Jews.

What's larger than a grandmother clock? Plenty of things.

The awkward moment when these anti jokes are NOT funny. at all.

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

What did the gay guy get at the grocery store? A tub of Häagen-Dazs ice cream because he thought he deserved a treat.

Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

Why did the student fail his test? Because he has AIDS

Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

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