your mom is like a lowling ball, she likes to be fingered then thrown back into the gutter

Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

Why does Spongebob go to work? Because he's ready.

I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

Donkey lips

Why can't Hellen Kelller drive? Because she's a woman.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it.

Dad what does negligence mean? SHUT THE FUCK UP KID! I TOLD YOU TO NEVER SPEAK TO ME AGAIN!

How do you fit 1000 Jews into a car? You can't. You'd need a much larger vehicle.

Chikin nuggets are cooler than your mom!!!!!!!

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

What worse than the holocaust? Danny's.

What's the difference between a woman and a car? A woman is merely a useful object, whereas a car deserves love, care, and respect.

A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

A mans opinion.

Q: why do english soldiers have red coats? A: to cover the blood stains, so they can still lead their platoons when they are shot. why else?

Cleveland winning something

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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