- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

A blind man walks into a bar. He didn't know there was a step and tripped loudly. Other bargoers saw this and helped him up, he was given a beer on the house.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

Roses Are Red I Have A Phone Nobody Txts Me Forever Alone

A flea walks into a bar. Nobody notices because it is a very small insect

What happened to your face? I walked into a tree

What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

When life gives you lemons, you are most likely in the fruit section of the grocery store.

Q: whats a bunny's favorite music genre A: smooth jazz

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

i used to be gay. now i am bisexual.

A bear walked into a bar, unfortunately there were no survivors.

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Knock Knock -Who's there I eat mipe -I eat mipewho hahahah -Oh I'm gonna beat your ass

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

Roses are red. My name is dave. This poem makes no sense. Microwave.

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

A scotsmen, an Irishman and an Englishman all walk into a bar. The publican had accidentally left the door unlocked and the bar was in fact closed. So they left.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

What do you get hanging from an apple tree? Sore Arms.

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