What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Mormons having fun.

Why don't men have menstruation? -Because it sucks

Whats the best part about being alive? Not getting hit by a bus

Kim Kardashian got a job.

Think of a fruit that isn't an orange ... You're thought of a pear, didn't you?

Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

The Cubs are going to win the world series this year

Miranda Cosgrove's singing career. ......Thats it. Thats the joke.

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

Why did they bury the pope on the side of the hill? Because he is dead

Two men drove their car of a cliff. They died.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

A Priest and a young child walk into a dark alley.... It leads to a church and he talks to the young boy about God

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Q.What do you call a beaver with a unibrow. A. A beaver........it's still a beaver

Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

why did the chicken cross the road? because the food source on its original side was running low, thus forcing the chicken to find other food options.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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