Papa Smurf: Why did the chicken cross the road? Grouchy Smurf: I hate chickens!

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If you're happy and you know it go to hell.

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What's big and red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater!

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How much wood could the woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A relatively small amount compared to the amount of trees in the world.

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falling didnt make the difference

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

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what do u call a black person by his name

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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knock knock who's there? the milk man the milk man who? the milk man who brings your milk every morning

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Your MUM has aids :D LOL

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a fish swimming in the water swims

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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an ant walks into my aunt.... the ant took a dump

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What's black and hangs from a rope on a tree in my backyard? A tire swing.

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? Although being a much easier potential victim, no one has raped the mentally challenged man.. yet.

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I work for a Jewish Carpenter. He pays me minimum wage.

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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Why was the boy sad? He had just had his legs amputated and will never walk again.

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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boy: you want to hear something funny? girl: what? boy: women's rights girl: you want to hear something trivial? boy: what? girl: your penis

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

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What is pink and smells like red paint? Pink paint

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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