- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a parrot and a beach ball? A beach ball with a parrot design on it.

What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

What is the difference between a shark and a human? A shark is a type of fish with a full cartilaginous skeleton and a highly streamlined body and a human is the only living species in the Homo genus.

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What do you call a bus filled with White, Chinese, and Black people? Public transportation.

What did the soldier say when he got shot in the face? Nothing, he died.

Chuck Norris didn't count to infinite twice. He can't even do it once.

Why is six afraid of seven? Seven is a rapist.

Yo mama is so depressing. That is so sad.

What does a Jewish man do when he sees a new car? Doesn't buy it because he puts his money in a fund.

If a quiz is a quizzical what is a test? A testicle

Whats funnier than 2 dead babies? Seinfeld, and I hate Seinfeld.

What's worse than AIDS? Buying the anti-joke book

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'll order The Special, what's wrong with you?

2 black guys are riding in a car, whos driving? The cops.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

A skeleton walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face? the skeleton replies I have aids.

Why are rich people so rich? they're not poor.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You shove her off the bed

What do you call a black man on a swing? Depends on what his name is

Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

Q: What happened when three lions escaped from the zoo? A: Animal patrol came and tranquilized all three.. Unfortunantly one of the lions died from to much tranq.

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