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An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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whats funny? a relatsion ship for 16 hours

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Roses are Red Violets are dog I'm Senile Flower tastes like frog.

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Roses are red, Violets are green, get in my bed, if you know what I mean.

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

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How did the black guy get out of prison? Further evidence in the case was found which proved that the black guy was actually donating blood to a local blood drive for children with leukemia.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her

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What' do you call a fart in a box? Your mom's puzsy

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What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

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When life gives you lemons, thank life for its generosity.

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What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs is both the same.

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What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

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my great great grandpa ryan the rattlesnake had a cat named dog-

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A: My dog has no nose! B: How does he smell? A: He cannot smell, because he has no nose.

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I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

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How many Jews can you fit in an ashtray? None

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What did Bush say to Obama was elected? I'm going to have you assassinated.

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A man decides to go hunting in the woods with a shotgun, he is going through the woods and a bear randomly pops out of no where, knocks him down and rapes him. So the next day he came back with an even bigger shotgun and said, "i am going to kill this bear" so he goes through the woods, the bear comes out of nowhere, knocks him down and rapes him again. So he comes back the next day with and even bigger shotgun and says, " i am going to kill this bear, skin it, and eat it" so hes going through the woods and out comes the bear, knocks him down, gets real close to his face and says, "you dont come out here for the hunting do ya".

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if you watched wife-swap years ago, you'll remember that one family that bought anything they could because they didnt have to pay till 12-21-12 because they thought the world would end LOL FUN FAMILY NOW HUH

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a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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