what's worse than finding mommy kissing santa clause ? slave trading

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A fat lady walks into a bar. Your probably wondering what she ordered. She ordered a ham burger.

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Christians pornstars.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was a woman

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What has wings and windows? A bluebird, I was nodding about the windows!

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Why did the Asian Kid pass his test? He studied hard.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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planned on writing you all an antijoke decided i wouldn't.

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Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

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Why did the black man jump off the cliff? He was in a spiraling depression due to recently being laid off at work, his troubled home life, and the recent death of his sister.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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A man walks outside on a sunny day. Since the sun was very bright, he put on a pair of sunglasses. While this was going on, nothing else really happened and he went on with his day as usual.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Milkman! Milkman who? ....Timmy....I've been coming here for FOURTEEN YEARS! AND YOU CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME?!?! I drove your mom to the hospital when you were born since your father is such a deadbeat. I helped pick out your name!! I'm sorry I wasn't born into wealth like you. I'm sorry I have to go door to door handing out milk for other people! I have been coming here every week for FOURTEEN YEARS! But no Timmy, no, don't try to remember my name. Just forget about all the laughs we have had. Or that time i left my family on Christmas because your mother needed me to go find you that Turbo man doll. I saved you from a burning vehicle! I helped you win your third grade science fair! Remember? I have a picture of us and that robot right here in my wallet. I show it to people all the time! Here's me and my...my pal Timmy. Well Timmy, this is it. You shan't see me again.

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What did the thin Italian say to the fat Italian? I don't know, I can't speak Italian.

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why did the black boy read a book. Because he had a book report due next week

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Whats small, red and white, and would kill you if shot out of a cannon? A decapitated baby

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what did you call a bench full of white guys? The NBA

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Why did the old man fall off his bicycle? Because somebody threw a fridge at him.

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What has two legs but can't walk? A quadriplegic man who lost mobility in his legs due to a horrific logging accident.

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

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What's worse than giong to Hell? Nothing. Hell is as bad as it gets.

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