r u smart..... or ur black

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Your biggest fan.

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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My pet rock died.

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Yeah, so I was partially right when I assumed that you joined the feds in order to make sure the past would not repeat itself huh? The underground society never broke a simple rule, a single law, it simple grew from a bunch of dopeheads, to people capable of creating nuclear weapons... Just a matter of speaking of course.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

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Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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what do you call gingers ugly.

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

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Why did Winston Churchill cross the road? Grave robbery has become a huge problem lately in the United Kingdom.

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How did the black man get put in jail? He didn't, he never did anything illegal

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A pedophile walks into a Nursery. He get's arrested.

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Q: why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A: because it was dead

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Once upon a time there were three aliens. The first alien landed in a school,The second alien landed in a market, and the third alien landed in a preschool. When the first one landed the teacher asked the students who wants to go to the computer lab,all the students said me! me! me! and the alien learned me! me! me! When the second one landed the businessman asked him what he wanted, and he saw a toy gun and it talks and the gun said gun! gun! gun! and the alien learned it and said gun! gun! gun! Then when the third alien landed one preschooler stole another preschoolers lollipop then he said "He stole my lollipop"! And the alien learned it and said "he stole my lollipop!" Then someone got murdered and the three aliens went there and the murderer detective asked "Who killed that man!" And the first alien said me! Me! Me! "What did you kill him with!" Then the second alien said gun! gun! gun! "Why'd you kill him!" Then the third alien said "He stole my lollipop!" And that's it folks! ????????????????????????????????

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Knock knock. Who's there? Me. Oh.

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What happens when you park a new Cadillac with a roll of $100 dollar bills on the dashboard in a black neighborhod? Many residents of that peaceful community will briefly glance at it and admire the wealth of the automobile's owner.

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What do you call a car with a sunroof? A car.

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How do you tell if a kitten is alive? Throw it at the wall.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Super Monkey Ball. Super Monkey Ball who? No wonder it's super.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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