- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Youre in your car, and you stop at a light you see a home less person holding a sign that says "Home less and hungry, anything helps." You ask if they want a box of cereal, "No thanks." They replied, you ask why not? "Well, I really just want to go to the movies."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

A Jew! Bless you.

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What happens when a scientist tells you a lie? It's not true.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

Wh did Steve Jobs invent the iPhone? Because he was smart.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

How do u kill a mocking bird ? Stab it

Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

Why could'nt the boy eat peanuts? Because if he did he would proceed to have an allergic reaction, his throat would swell up, he would go into analeptic shock and die.

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