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What has a head but can't see? A penis.

What's the difference between 9/11 and Jenga? The World Trade Center wasn't ruined by clumsiness.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Three politicians walk into a sports bar. Suddenly, everyone is watching the Stanley Cup playoffs.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

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how many babies does it take to paint a barn? depends on how hard you can throw them

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your momma is so dumb.. ... because she was a slacker in high school but then turned her life around and is now a respected member of society

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts.

Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? It depends how hard you throw them.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero Because it's impossible

Why did the chicken cross the road? Irrelevant. The road is no place for chickens.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

Doctor, I am afraid of getting sexually abused. Hmm, sounds serious, take off all your clothes so we can get a proper look.

What goes up and does not come down? Why the hell ask me.

Bob dole

I advise you, don't mess with me, I know karate, kung fu,judo, tae kwon do, jujitsu, and 28 other dangerous words.

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

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