Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

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why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

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What do you call a sleeping bull? Don't call him anything and back away slowly.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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when chuck norris plays call of duty, his only perk is ghost pro.

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Your mom is like a tire iron: she's a whore

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ted. Come in.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun

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Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

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- Hey, guess how many people are dead in that cemetery? - I don't know. How many? - All of them.

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holly shit!!!! when did i get on the internet !?

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whats the difference between you're mom and you're dad none there both the same

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm a bitch and so are u????????

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Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

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What do you call a mulsim that tattles on you for vandilising muslim propaganda Target Practice

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heat!

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

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Why didn't the Priest have a TV ? A black man stole it

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Q. who's george porchy?

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What do you call a black pilot? A niigger

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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