A Jew! Bless you.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter it's not going to come to you anyway.

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Whatsup?! Your grandpas chance of dying.

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hi

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Omg its that superman nope chuck testa

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas?

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Q. What do you get when a banana and a person mate? A. The banana suffocates

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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Why did the blonde switch the lamp on? Because it was getting dark

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What happens every 5 seconds? An African kid dies.

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How do you cripple a fireman? You push him down the stairs.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Their ancestral heritage

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Toaster

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Leaves are green, You should know all this by now...

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obama

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An ordinary man, much like your friend Brad from that one place where you used to hang out, was walking along one night, much like that night last week, and saw a star. He then wished upon that star...and kept walking.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Everything.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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When is your birthday? November 13 what year? every year

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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