Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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How do you get your little brother to stop kicking you? Stick his feet in the garbage disposal.

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The grandfather's grandson said, "They charged me $10 just for a cup of coffee!" The grandfather said, "They charged me with bayonets."

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

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Republicans

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Why did the meme cross the road? MEME XD

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Why did the black man crash his car? His low-income job forced him to buy a toyota.

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What's mean to black people? The economy. But, I forgot to mention that it's not nice to whites, hispanics, asians or anyone else.

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Why did the dog bite justin beiber? Why not?

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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WHAT????

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where does a person with one leg work? anywere

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Yo mama is so stupid that her IQ is relatively lower than the average.

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A man walks into a bar. He is rushed to the hospital due to a large aneurysm that has burst in his brain because he walked into the bar.

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There are two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists. and

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide, Get over it

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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what did the little boy say when the teacher asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

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What does Harry Potter love? Magic

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what does it mean when Justin Bieber sounds like a boy someones hit puberty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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