- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl say to the mute? "Why are you so quiet?" How did the mute respond? He flipped her off.

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

raisin boogers

George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

What did the Jew say the Black man after their meal? "Don't worry, I'll pay the bill."

you know what ice cream's made out of, right? milk.

What can fly for only a short period? A jumper.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

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Why did annie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms! Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Annie!

Q: Why did the boy fall off his bike? A: Someone threw a refridgerator at his head.

A black man named Lawrence was driving a car that wasn't his at 3 a.m. The car belonged to a drunk friend who asked Lawrence to be the designated driver.

Roses are black Violets are white I'm colorblind

What has 2 legs and bleeds? Half a dog.

A: Hey ask me if Im a fire truck? B: Are you a Fire Truck? A: No why would you ask that?

What does Spiderman do everyday? Aunt May

What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

Yeah sure comment below, and soylent green is fucking people! Moral: "You are judging the spitting image of yourself, except that you are doomed to remain ignorant and judgmental"

What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

A Jew,Spiderman and The Incredible Hulk all jump off the top of the Empire State Building,who hits the ground first? The Jew because the other two dont exist

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

THAT MAN EATS TOO MUCH. therefore he is overweight.

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