A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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"Is this the Krusty Krab?" "Yes. What would you like to order?"

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Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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Q. How do you make an oil lamp turn off? A. Break it.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

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I just flew here from Cleveland, and boy are my arms tired! The people on either side of me were hogging the armrests, so I had to kind of tuck my arms up behind my head and it was very uncomfortable.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "James" "James who?" "What the heck?You forgot me already?Its your bestfriend dude.Now let me in." ~Lil

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Your friend is so retarded I am getting a bit worried and his mother should take him to get tested for mental retardation.

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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If life gives you lemons, get some seeds from them and plant them. Then in a few years you'll have a lemon tree. Then take some lemons off that tree and throw them at people saying "Here's your stupid lemons, people".

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

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Hitler

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I went to the zoo the other day there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu. By Nathan Luque CARROTS!!!

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What do you look for in a woman? a pulse.

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Call me a banana. You're a banana. No I'm not

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whats two naked people in a bed? too much information

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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What do you get when you cross a spoon and a fork? A spoon crossed with a fork.

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Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

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So a moose walks into a grocery store and asks the clerk, who is a penguin, "Where's the bread?" And the penguin says "On isle three!" But, when the moose gets to isle three... The bread isn't there!

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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