What is the difference between a firework and a dog? One is funny to blow up and the other one is pretty lights

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What's green and blue that is shaped like the earth? The earth

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Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

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A ship wrecks in the South Pacific ocean. Only one man survives. He swims to a semi-deserted island, and is later eaten by the cannibal inhabitants

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When you hit an animal Realize your out of your mind Then realize the animals mind is over there in the ditch.

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what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

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Why didn't God show up to Jesus' bar mitzvah? Because he doesn't exist.

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How many Ethiopian's can you fit in a bathtub? As many as you want, they'd all fall down the drain. JimBoto

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One below was by me: Walter H

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What's worse than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit. What's worse than a dead baby in a clown suit? Ten dead babies in a trash-can. What's worse than ten dead babies in a trash-can? One dead babie in ten trash-cans.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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Two blondes walk into a bar. You'd have thought one of them would have seen it.

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What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

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An Amish man walks into a bar. He then orders a non-alcoholic beverage due to the temperance practices of the Amish faith.

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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If the blue man lives in the blue house, the red man lives in the red house and the green man lives in the green house, where does the orange man live? In the orange house.

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Studies show that 95% of house fires are caused by fire.

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A Mexican, an Italian and an American all walk into a bar. They order their drinks and have pleasant conversation, and all return home to loving families safely and securely.

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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