Why was the boy dad? Because he was taken advantage of by an older woman during ovulation and impregnated her.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? What's up. What's up who? The sky.

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Guess What? What? The gludeus maximus of an avian farm bird

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I killed someone today. :D

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Why cant helen keller drive Because shes a woman

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What you reading? reading?

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While walking along the beach, a man stubs his toe on a half buried lamp. He picks it up, dusts it off, and a enormous Genie appears in front of him. "You have released me from my 10,000 year imprisonment. I will grant you 3 wishes to repay you." says the Genie. The man quickly uses his 1st wish for wealth and the 2nd for the love of a beautiful woman. Unable to think of a 3rd wish and seeing the sunken look on the Genie's face, he wished for the Genie's freedom. The Genie uses his unrestrained powers to kill the man, resurrect Hitler and enslave the human race.

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What do you get when you hit a deer? A dead deer, which you should probably take home to eat - wouldn't want it to go to waste.

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What is worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your worm!!!

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

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Roes are red Violets are blue I felt silly for writing this Because violets are violet.

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roses are red violets are blue my poems mite be ugly and so are u

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8================================================================================================D-------------------------------------------- It can coil!

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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What's funnier than a comedic movie? Genocide

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I would rape her

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

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Whats 10 times worse than a war? Ten wars.

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roses are red, bitches are blue close your damn legs and use a condom too.

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Your momma's so stupid that as a child she was often afraid to show her report card to her parents, for fear of their disapproval.

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What is worse than Justin Bieber? Well, 1. Deforestation 2. Hurricanes 3. Diabetes 4. Mass Murder ....and probably much more.

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What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

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