- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus. He died

A donkey walks into a supermarket and asks the cashier "Where are the potatoes?" The cashier replies "aisle 3" The donkey goes to aisle 3 And there are no potatoes

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend........... Wiped his ass

Why did the hot blonde strip down? So she can take a shower

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

Knock knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Because he was

What's the difference between a Jew that is half Jewish and a Jew that is fully Jewish? 1/2

why'd the chicken cross the road? he didn't what kind of farmer lets their chickens out on the streets, they get crunk you know

How do you get an Asian man to build you a computer? Pay him a reasonable amount of money

Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

why did the polar bear bury his face into snow? because he saw the 241543903 post and wanted to join in so he used a portal gun to teleport his head into some guy's freezer.

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

The Holocaust.

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

The anti joke that repeats itself :(

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

What did the foot say to the other foot? Nothing, because they are feet.

if a tree falls in the forest does it make a sound? if a tree falls in the forest and it falls on a mime, does anyone care?

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.. unless you're color blind...

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