- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and hurts when you bite into it? A brick.

Q: wanna hear a racist joke? A: sure RB: You're pathetic!

What's worse than being raped? Being raped twice.

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

elen degeneres is straight....

who do hannah morgan and bonnie do in their free time? ANTI JOKEZ

Don't wake me up. If you wake me up then I will give you a puppy. Just wait until you fall in love with the puppy, because then i will kill it in front of you.

why did the man leave the restaurant? because he was done with his meal

Paragnormal Activity: The confused sequels. My wife literally had an heart attack 5/5! -Awesome reviews. I am going to need therapy for the rest of my life! 5 out of 5 stars! -Star reviews THIS MOVIE KILLED MY DOG! 4.5/5 -Petlovers I literally died! 10/10 -Rotten Potatoes.

Who is the fastest man on earth? To get to the other side.

Why did the soviet plane crash? It was joseph Stallin

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

whats red with blue spots and is highly inteligent? an apple. i lied to you and am sorry

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

What's the difference between a water melon and a baby? One's fun to hit with a sledge hammer, the other's just a water melon.

What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

Q. What do you call a guy who only drinks lite beer. A. His name.

Q: Why was 2 afraid of 3? A: Cause 3 4 5!

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have trouble understanding each other.

Q. Whats green jumps up and down and then red? A.A frog in a mixer

How many ADHD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Let's go ride our bikes!

What's brown and dirty? Dirt.

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