why was the man gay? Because its not a choice. its a lifestyle.

knock knock piss off

How many morman minutes does it take to get to school? A lightyear

Roses are red Violets are tits I like tits Tits

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

What's worse than molding bread? Babies in the toaster.

Why can't Hellen Keller play hide and go seek? Because she is dead.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

What do you do when a hispanic man takes your wallet? Ask him to please give the wallet back to you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

Jesus was a good guy

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't it's a dead baby!

Two penguins are sitting on an ice flow. One says to the other: "hey--you know, it looks like you are wearing a tuxedo." The other one says, "who says I'm not?"

What did the big chimney say to the smaller chimney? Nothing chimneys don't talk

Roses are pink. Violets are pink. The brony just took a dump. Don't give me that shit!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Me: Why are red onions actually purple..? Dad: I don't know Sister: *sarcastic* Well, Why is it rainy in London? Me: ....Because that's the weather pattern.

What is difference about : Pizza and Jews on the Holocaust? Pizza don't scream when she gets into the oven!

What did Jennifer get in her college exam? She got a C minus

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full house

I killed someone today. :D

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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