- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

why was tommy so sad?............because he had a frog stapled to his face.

YOU

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

"My foot is killing me" "no, actually it's that noose around your neck"

Whats sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going off a cliff? A Caddy fits five.

Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

Why was the Black Panther upset? Because racial tensions were high in the 60s.

Q. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? A. Actually woodchucks can't chuck wood only beavers can

I killed someone today. :D

What's worse than being the last man on earth with thousands of women to please? Realizing that you are gay and there are no men left.

Aodhan peanut head Hearty

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

What sound does a childs head make in a vice? I don't know, I was too busy wanking.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

whitney housten was supposed to sing at my funeral... but i dont think thats gonna happen. ;(

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

Billy Cundiff.

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

a guy walked into my house and asked "why do you do the beep test every arvo?" i suddenly replied, im matt minors i get chicks

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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