Why was the T-Rex so bad at math? Cause it was stupid

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Im a dog. RUUUFFF!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Generator? One powers your house...and then there's the generator.

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knock knock who's there? a murderer. a murderer who? a murderer who kills you and your family.

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A guy walks into a bar Many people gather around him to see if he is alright and to tell him he needs to watch where he is going.

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Why was Timmy dirty? Because he was buried

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I haven't made a school shooting joke yet, but the day is young Just like those kids that got shot

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What do you get when you eat all potatoes Their all gone

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What did the lamp say to the pencil? Nothing. Lamps and pencils are inanimate objects and are also non sentient so therefore are incapable of talking or listening or having any emotions.

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Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? Because he crossed the road

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My penis is so big that some women find it uncomfortable.

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Whats the differance between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Why can't men give birth? Because men do not not have the reproductive organs required to give life to a new born child.

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The dyslexic man called the black man a ginger.

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Roses are red Violets are red The trees are red Oh crap, the garden's on fire.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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kieran scott has a huge back

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What d u tell Simba when he's moving to slow? Muvasa

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What do you call a black guy that feeds children? A waiter

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Q: what's better than ice cream A: not having aids

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How do you confuse a blonde? Put her in a circle and tell her to sit in the corner.

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Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Why did the drunk walk into the bar? Because he has a serious drinking problem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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