Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N Porn.

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A woman is on an escalator, which stops, then she cries. Why? The escalator is in a hospital and stops because the power has failed. She was going to visit her husband who is on life support, which has now but out.

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Spell: “This word”

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whats red and and has 202 legs? an ostrich, ok i lied about 200 legs and the red part

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Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

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What does a blond see when she looks at a dog? A four legged mammal, refered to as canis lupus familiaris, or what is commonly known as a dog.

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware River? Men, to the boats.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

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69 :)

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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What do you call an Irish man with no legs? Handicapped

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look in the sky! its a bird, its a plane........ Its Miles

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Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

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Yo Mamma's so dumb... She cannot manage to find a decent job without her GED.

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What did the heart attack victim say? Call 911, I'm having chest pains. yeah, your anti-jokes are this funny....

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Roses are flowers Violets are flowers

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Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

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Q: What did the man ask the waiter when he was seated at Cracker Barrel? A: May I please have more golf tees?

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A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

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why did the asian go to the bar? they were told they could drive better when drunk how much worse could they get

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YOU AINT GOT NO PANCAKE MIX the preacher then bitchslaps the black man

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