What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

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why did the cow eat a computer? Why? Who knows

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

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I dont know, are you a tomato?

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An Indian child is born with three arms. After being ridiculed his whole life he kills himself at age 19.

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The Pope

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What rhymes with shuck and starts with an f flamethrower

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Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

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How do you stop a bus? You press the brake pedal, causing the brake pads to squeeze the tires. Which will slow the momentum of the bus to the point of stopping.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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Hey guess what! We're birthday buddies! May 3rd.. Yeah that's why you should give me 5 bucks.

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What are vampires favorite drink? Vampires aren't real.

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There's a plane with 5000 bricks in it, one falls out. How many bricks are on the plane now? 4999 How do you get an elephant in the fridge? U open the fridge,put the elephant in and close the fridge. How do you get a deer in the fridge? Open the fridge, take the elephant out and close the fridge. A lion is trowing a party and the whole animal kingdom shows up, what animal isn't there? The deer cause he's still in the fridge. A little old lady is walking threw an alligator and snake invested swamp. *The snakes and alligators eat her (wrong answer) The brick falls on her head

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Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch? Because someone put him there.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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Why couldent the boy pick up the bunny? He had severe muscular distrophy, and couldent even lift a spoon to his mouth. let alone a bunny

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A man goes to an amusement park. He heads straight for the roller-coaster and gets in line. When he gets to the front, the ride operator informs him that he is too short to ride. "You must be at least 48 inches, sir, you just barely miss the mark, I'm sorry, I can't let you ride." The man is sad, but he doesn't let this little discrepancy ruin his day. He then gets in line for a different ride.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. Why did the man get a check in the mail every month? Cause he's black Why did Obama Cross the road? Cause he lost control of congress why is there all this blank space?

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Well that, my friend, is a good question.

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What did Delaware? A coat.

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what do you do when you see a black man getting hitted by a Mexican taxi? -Call 911

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What did the blind orphan get for christmas? Cancer

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Q: How do you call a group of animals? A: Llama.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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