What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She complied and saw the error of her ways.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

What do you not want to call a african american that begins with an N and ends with an R? A Neighbor!

Where was I born? Pakistan. You?

What did one computer say to the other? 100111010100100111001010010001110101110010100010101011010011010010111000010101100100100100001101010000011111010010011010100110101001010100101010101010100101011010010010101010110010110010100100010101010101010

why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it tried but was hit by a truck at the halfway point.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Why did the black family cry? Tyler Perry died

Sally was ugly like a shaven babboon So she created her own little cacoon And within a week she finally emerged And she smelled like shit what a psycho

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What's black and white and red all over? A mime lying in a pool of blood.

if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

there are 2 sausages in a pan. one sausage says "wow it's hot in here" and the other sausage says "MY GOD A TALKING SAUSAGE!!!!"

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? Steve Johnson, and I'm legally obligated to inform you that I'm a sex offender.

♪ It's raining. It's pouring. ♪ The old man caught pneumonia and died....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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