A blind man walks into a wall.

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What is brown and sticky? A stick.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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Q. what is catness and pita name together pines

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If a fish eats fish bait, and a dog eats dog bait, what does a master eat? Anything he feels like eating at the given moment provided it is in accordance to his diet and beliefs.

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There was this cat, and he was walking down this long road, knowing a dog lived on 45 lake avenue. So the cat was very careful while walking by that house so the dog and his diqqas wouldnt chase the cat, named pat. So like a rogue in the arathi basen lodge, he made his way over the stone wall and ran as quickly as he could through the muddy path of dirt. This cat was also swagged out of control, so he had mad bitches. That is where Pat was heading....... to his mad bitches. He had never met these bitches, but bought them offline on a p0rn website that said he would become the man if he purchased the mad hot bitches. When he found the bitches, he shit himself. The bitches were female dogz. if you read this whole paragraph, a fraction of your soul has been ripped out of you. UMAD? ˜´??

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When someone throws a rock at you What do you say? A:Oww

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knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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whats black white and read all over a zebra bleeding to death because a zombie just attacked it and then it attackeed the zombie

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Why couldn't the blonde bride make it to her own wedding? She had another unplanned circumstance occur and the wedding was postponed until next week.

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What time is it? 10:58

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What's blue and pillowy? A blue pillow

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Why did the lightbulb go out? It was on too long

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a gay couple walks into a bar and get a drink

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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What is big, grey and can't climb trees? A car park.

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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how do you make a blonde snowman? hollow out the head.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN FART SO LOAD TO GET EVRYYBODY ATENTION

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? Well babies don't have the strength or coordination to hold a paint brush, so you may need to call some painters.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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Why did the black man rob the store? Because he was hard on money for a reason not associated with race or stereotypes whatsoever.

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What's worse than scraping your knee? Getting raped mercilessly by Ronald McDonald.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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