What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Knock Knock Who's there? I bought a Jeep

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John Rustenburg at the dinner table

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What do gay guys eat? Normal food like every other human being.

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How did the man drown the fish? He ate it.

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what do you call a drunk person? By his or her name and call him a cab

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This is an inappropriate joke and is meant to make you laugh

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First joke of the most-disliked area; 9/11 joke. First joke of the most popular area; Holocaust joke. "You shouldn't joke about 9/11 you sick bastard people died" -Said all Americans ever.

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Why was the dog crying? Because his owners hated him and called him stupid.

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I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's wet.

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what goes up and down , and left and right all day without breaking a sweat? A compass, get your mind out of the gudder.

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What do you call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple-sized tumor in your colon

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How do you get a fat man to drop a brownie? Make fun of him until he kills himself, and then drops the brownie.

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What happened to the soccer player when he got kicked in the leg..... He cried on the ground for hours even though there is padding there

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What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

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A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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Whats worse than losing your car keys? Watching your 4 year old son get visciously raped by a 20stone sex hungry pedophile and knowing you cant do anything about it because the sex hungry pedophile is your dad and he is the alpha male of the family so he has full mating rights.

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What's green and has four wheels? A dolphin. I lied about it having four wheels. I lied about it being green. I lied about the whole thing.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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Q: What is a man? A: A miserable little pile of secrets.

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What happens when a Jew, a black man, and a Latino walk into the bar? The potential for racial humor.

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What did Jesus say last before being nailed to the cross? I don't know, It never happened. ...Why did he say that? He didn't, it's not real.

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Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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