- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find elephants? That depends on where you leave them.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Women's rights

Why did the police officer arrest the black guy? Because the guy was black and the police officer was racist.

bryden is a faggot

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

what do a parrot and a hippo have in common? i want to kill every non white human being!!!!

What did the black man say to the other black man? We are both black men.

Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? Jews are people

How did you know it was bedtime at Michael Jackson's house? When his clock's big hand met the little hand, usually at 10 or 11, though sometimes later if he had a concert that night.

Knock knock whos there? Its me, your doorbell is obviously broken Okay, hold on a sec. Please hurry up, its really cold I cant seem to find my key Its probably on the coffeetable, where you always keep it. No, its not there Check the floor underneith Oh, right, there it is.

There was a black man a Spanish man and an Asian in the back of a police car. The end

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am a dog.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

Why do everytime I go to toilet for number 2. I look into the toilet to see if this one's nicer than the last one.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

roses are red violets are blue im in class

What is yellow and fluffy? Green fluff, I lied about the yellow part.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names! ba dum chzz

Why can a bird fly Because it's not a banana

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