What do you get when a bulldog and shitzu reproduce? A litter of extremely cute puppies.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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-_- i like trains ... -_-

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A homosexual black man and a 13 year old child are in the shower at the local gym. The black man says to the boy "you dropped your soap, why don't you pick it up?" The boy promptly thanks the black man, picks up his soap and continues to shower.

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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A black man, a mexican, and a muslim all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? Who cares!

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? Wow, I need to lighten up on the acid.

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Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was John Elway.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This doesnt rhyme, Microwave.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex afender

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i just got all five seasons of big bang theory in the mail for xmas... i'm divorcing my wife.

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Three blondes are stranded on an island. They all die from starvation.

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"Look me in the eye" said Cyclops.

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Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "Hey pal, why the long face?" The horse neighed.

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How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

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There was a boy named Johnson. He was a happy boy who had a mother and father who loved. One day he didn't do his homework

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Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

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Why did Johnny stop walking halfway to school? A fridge fell on him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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