What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

thumb_up thumb_down +23

what did meredith and nick have in common an i

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What is more worse than death? Death

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Knock Knock ... guess nobody's home.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What is another way to call a procrastinator? Avery annoyed and bored child who does not want to do her homework and is looking up many different anti-jokes for a laugh. You know who you are...

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

thumb_up thumb_down +23

how many horses does it take to piss on a cat 17 beccause rape isnt real in somalia

thumb_up thumb_down +21

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

knock knock Come in!!!

thumb_up thumb_down +21

If i could rearrange the alphabet, i'd put my penis in your mouth

thumb_up thumb_down +21

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

thumb_up thumb_down +21

What looks like a chair but isn't? A picture of a chair.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Whats worse than malaria? Dying from it.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Socks.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

A buissnes man walks into a meeting and says hello i'm a buissnesman

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was an identity thief.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

If 2 trains are going 60 mph, their going in opposite directions towards each other, they are slowing down 1 mile per hour per 10 miles and they are 100 miles away, would you rather have Coke or Pepsi?

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why does 1 + 1 = 2? ....seriously P

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What did the Dragonfly say to the Mosquito? Nothing. He ate it.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why did the monkey fall out the tree, He was dead

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Darkness Falls Across The Land The Midnite Hour Is Close At Hand Creatures Crawl In Search Of Blood To Terrorize Y'awl's Neighbourhood And Whosoever Shall Be Found Without The Soul For Getting Down Must Stand And Face The Hounds Of Hell And Rot Inside A Corpse's Shell The Foulest Stench Is In The Air The Funk Of Forty Thousand Years And Grizzy Ghouls From Every Tomb Are Closing In To Seal Your Doom And Though You Fight To Stay Alive Your Body Starts To Shiver For No Mere Mortal Can Resist The Evil Of The Thriller

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops